Tuesday, 30 December 2008

The Prequel Night

So this night began in my house...

Me and Zad are in my room and i tell him "Tonight we will test out the power of the wingman", he agreed but we needed hunting ground.

So we get a call about a house party, but we know the ratio is gonna suck. Zad suggests we think about a plan B place to go, understandable, but according to The Bro Code Article #57 "A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio." And it was settled that we go to the house party.

The ratio in the house is 10 guys : 2 chicks.....bad odds but the night is just about to start! So me and Zad are in the garden sitting on the bench talking then new people enter the garden. 3 chicks. One is not on the radar but the other 2 are without question HOT

So there is me and Zad in silence observing the newly developed situation.... they are by the drinks....so we automatically moved in to get the "drinks". Our tactic was simple, don't talk to them directly....to put it in a better way, talk about something to get their attention to get them to talk to us first.

Luckily we discovered they were Russian and Finish. So we got their attention haha Zad managed to string some controversy into our convo, they all turned around and we were in. The Finish chick liked Zad straight away....but the other two were gonna be a problem to this situation so i managed to lure them away from the Finish chick to leave Zad to do what he does best!

A few bottles of Vodka later and im inside the house and Zad is about to clinch his target, but we have a new problem.... there are some guys taking about jeopardising the situation and trying to get her away from Zad. So im a little drunk but i say to the guys "who here thinks they can challenge me to Vodka shots?" these guys being Eastern European meant the reply was a guaranteed "Hell Yeah!"


So i left him to it....well i stumbled back into the room 2 hours later... well put it this way...what happens at the house party STAYS at the house party but check it out!







Mission: Accomplished

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