Before this journey began, Zad and Alex educated themeselves upon the rules of the bro code. The full book has never been found, however some articles still exist today! Here are just a few key rules to be considered as a BRO:
The Bro Code Article #1
Thou shalt not sleep with your Bro’s ex-girlfriend.
The Bro Code Article #53
A Bro shall, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection.
The Bro Code Article #60
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother.
The Bro Code Article #62
In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo shall determine the outcome.
The Bro Code Article #68
If a Bro is on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possibly to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work, or temporarily immigrating to a foreign country.
These are just a few of many "bro codes" that Zad and Alex followed before they began their hunting.
To get a full list of the current bro codes visit: Here
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