It is a hot and vibrant evening in London town towards the end of August... me and Alex are wondering how to exploit this!
We get this call informing us of a house gathering taking place and this seems like the perfect way to chill out and be bros, however the only problem about this house gathering is the the boy to girl ratio... it turned out that for every female attending the party there were 2 guys... and five girls turned up so that was 10 guys... get the jist? But technically there were 4 girls because one of them was officailly dating the host of the party. So out of the 4 girls how many of them would actually be hot? Well to my knowledge there is always at least 1 or 2 really hot girls that attend a house party... if this is the case then the the rest of them will be ugly (this fact is reviewed later in the Butters Friend Law). Finally, who's to know that the 'hot' chick won't have a boyfriend or something?
After weighing up these facts, i was really disincouraged to going to this party... initially i had submitted to attending our very own Mclaren's pub aka The Greyhound (discovering this pub is another story i will tell another time) and attempting my luck of pulling a women there.
This good people was not the BRO way of thinking and frankly Barney Stinson would be ashamed of me! This point was rammed home by best friend and chief wing-man Alex Andreas as he swiftly recited The Bro Code Article #57 "A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio." It was immediately agreed that we had to attend this party!
As we got there my theories became evident and bold as there were only 2 chicks at the party when we arrived, however Alex persisted in staying and conquering this party bro-style. So we are in the garden chilling when suddenly 3 chicks arrive... immediately a beautiful finnish girl caught my eye... This was the perfect situation to test out our wing man skills! As i only wanted the finnish girl, it was obvious that her 2 other friends would be a problem. But this did not fase me or alex as we knew our roles. We approached the drinking area where the girls were situated and proceeded to reel them in...
To cut the wing manning part short ( i would prefer not to reveal our tactics)... 2 hours later i was in a room getting with this hot finnish girl who everyone was after! Now im not gonna sit here and gloat about my pulling skills, instead i will thank Alex because i know without him this would have not been possible. Like a true wing man he selflessly donated for the cause... and that was to make sure i captured my target.
The prequel night for me is not about how i got with the hottest chick at the party against all odds, but instead it is about the true spirit, belief and perserverance of my wing man Alex because without him this would have never happened... so i say dedicate this night and my success to him... the work of one man was done my two and with that more was achieved. So take note and find yourself a Wing man that is true to the cause.
So i toast the Preqeul Night and the Beginning of a life long adventure with my wing man Alex Andreas
Cheers bro... gin and tonics are definitely in order!
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